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Swany Boy

This site is made for the soul purpose of bashing Swan!  No that is not a nickname it is his actual name.  Yes I also find it very funny.  To sum him up in one sentence I would have to say- He is a short, brilliant, golfer.  Once while playing golf got a scrap on his chin by popping his collar.  Later he sliced his hand open by doing something at tee off.  I know its not looking good for Swany but he is a cool guy and reli funny.

In this clip Swan, who is in 8th grade, challenged a sophomore in a push-up contest.  By the time I started filming they had already done, roughly, 30 push-ups each.  So they are relatively tired at this point.  If you watch carefully you can see that Swan, who is wearing the black shirt, goes from doing push-ups to deflowering the floor.

Pushup contest

 
 
 
 
 
Swany once told me that one day he was sitting in his room when a misqueto landed on his arm.  At the time he was holding a bb-gun and though it was unloaded.  So he fired it, hopeing that the air forced out instead of a bb would get rid of the misqueto.  He grabbed his arm after since in the chamber was a bb and not just air!


In class our teacher's lecture became boring to Swan...so he decided to make his own fun.  Fist in computer class, with the teacher looking right at him, he slams his head on the chair.  The next day in literature class he decides to show Dilkes what he did, but this time he used a book instead of his chair.

Bored in Computers

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